March 2012
49 posts
February 2012
45 posts
TaoTheBard: I see you are going to a brony meetup :|
TaoTheBard: speaking of classy
TaoTheBard: haha :D
bellsandscizzors: I am classy as fuck, you shut your dirty whore mouth
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Batman's such a drama queen.
aceyweepingalonewithsolara:
linh-linh:
agedwithtime:
agrippasthorbbingphallus:
assholeaspie:
linh-linh:
bloody-sabbath:
This is amazing but I don’t understand the last one. D:
the LAST ONE
the last oh my gosh
Oh my god its back
i’m dead
An inside look at me and my ladyfriend's...
me: whatcha up to?
Robyn: I was writing a cover letter
Robyn: cover letters are dumb!
me: they are :(
Robyn: give me a job, I promise I deserve one!
Robyn: sincerely, me
me: write a hardcore rap song, burn it on a disk and attach it to your resumes
me: works everytime
Robyn: ahaha
Robyn: me plus hardcore rap equals ???
Robyn: though, shit
me: GIVE ME A JOB, NURSING PEOPLE TO HEALTH
Robyn: if someone did that
me: IF YOU DON'T, YOU'LL NEED A NURSE YOURSELF
Robyn: I would hire the fuck out of them
Robyn: this is why no one will probably ever let me be a hiring manager
me: I DON'T WANT TO WRITE A FUCKING COVER LETTER
me: JUST WANNA MAKE PEOPLE FEEL MORE BETTER
Robyn: that, also
Robyn: would be great
Robyn: though I'd have to interview them first to make sure they weren't obviously crazy
me: haha
Robyn: the one I wrote ended up being pretty basic
me: the cover letter or hardcore rap?
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