An inside look at me and my ladyfriend's relationship/I am a Homestuck character
- me: whatcha up to?
- Robyn: I was writing a cover letter
- Robyn: cover letters are dumb!
- me: they are :(
- Robyn: give me a job, I promise I deserve one!
- Robyn: sincerely, me
- me: write a hardcore rap song, burn it on a disk and attach it to your resumes
- me: works everytime
- Robyn: ahaha
- Robyn: me plus hardcore rap equals ???
- Robyn: though, shit
- me: GIVE ME A JOB, NURSING PEOPLE TO HEALTH
- Robyn: if someone did that
- me: IF YOU DON'T, YOU'LL NEED A NURSE YOURSELF
- Robyn: I would hire the fuck out of them
- Robyn: this is why no one will probably ever let me be a hiring manager
- me: I DON'T WANT TO WRITE A FUCKING COVER LETTER
- me: JUST WANNA MAKE PEOPLE FEEL MORE BETTER
- Robyn: that, also
- Robyn: would be great
- Robyn: though I'd have to interview them first to make sure they weren't obviously crazy
- me: haha
- Robyn: the one I wrote ended up being pretty basic
- me: the cover letter or hardcore rap?
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